Of course Glenn Reynolds gave the ol’ heh-indeed to a pair of blog posts lionizing Antonin Scalia as a champion of women’s rights and gay rights in virtue of his Heller decision. Inasmuch as the right to own a gun not only trumps every other right in civil and common law, not only encompasses and entails every other right there is, but actually, in its indescribable majesty, is the content and the way and the truth of every possible right in every possible world, it follows that expansions of gun rights are a triumph of human rights in which every human being on earth has a share, and in which the vulnerable and the oppressed and those in greatest need of the protection of rights have the largest share.
So let’s run with the thought: Heller is the greatest victory for black civil rights in decades, since it expanded the right of black people to own guns; Heller is the greatest victory for Latino rights since Latin America’s independence from Spain, since Latinos finally won el derecho de llevar armas, which no one can force them to call “the right to own guns”; Heller is the greatest victory for immigrants’ rights there has ever been, since no previous immigrants were ever guaranteed the right to own guns; Heller is the greatest victory ever for Muslim-American rights, since it gives Muslim-Americans the right to join the mainstream of America by owning guns; Heller is the greatest victory for Zimbabwean rights since the overthrow of UDI Rhodesia, since Zimbabweans who come to the US would acquire the right to own guns; Heller is the greatest victory for Darfurian rights in the history of human habitation of Darfur, since it gives Darfurians who can make it to the US the right to buy a gun, go back to Darfur, and defend themselves from the Janjaweed; Heller is the greatest victory of Iraqi rights since…well, if you’d been reading up your Instapundit you’d know every day is a glorious triumph of Iraqi rights. And Scalia, as the author of Heller, is clearly the equivalent of Albert Schweitzer, Mohandas Gandhi, Scoop Jackson, Andrew Jackson, Martin Luther King, Susan B. Anthony, Jonas Salk, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Norman Borlaug, Nelson Mandela, Bernard Lewis, Yitzhak Rabin, Rosa Luxemburg, Friedrich Hayek, Golda Meir, Barry Goldwater, Abraham Lincoln, Bayard Rustin, Victor Davis Hanson, Aragorn, Eowyn, Anakin Skywalker, Margaret Thatcher, Irshad Manji, Tony Blair, the Porkbusters bloggers, and Simon Bolivar all rolled into one, only better. (more…)