Liz Taylor Loves Her teh Gays, and the Reason Why is Now Clear

(posted by Mona)

Thoreau supports gay marriage, but is nevertheless compelled to express concern that its just having become legal in California is going to harm the sacred bonds of matrimony there, cuz: “A Hollywood marriage used to be a short-term bond between one man and one woman, until they got bored a couple months later.” Teh gay marriage may well reduce the duration of such holy couplings to mere weeks!


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4 Responses to “Liz Taylor Loves Her teh Gays, and the Reason Why is Now Clear”

  1. Natasha Says:

    Well, I am still waiting for God to smite California. When will I get to see his divine wrath over legalized gay marraige?

    *Snickers*

  2. Natasha Says:

    In case anyone was wondering, that was a joke.

    I just got anxious about being misunderstood on this one.

  3. Joel Davis Says:

    “Thoreau supports gay marriage, but is nevertheless compelled to express concern that its just having become legal in California is going to harm the sacred bonds of matrimony there”

    So in other words: no _real_ support, just sort of sounds nice to say.

  4. Mona Says:

    Joel Davis Says: So in other words: no _real_ support, just sort of sounds nice to say.

    Not. At. All. do you not recognize a sarcastic post when you encounter one such as Thoreau’s?

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