If Space Aliens Were a Voting Bloc…

(posted by Mona)

Dr. T. gets it right:

Look, it’s really quite simple: If there were a significant population of undecided gray aliens in Pennsylvania, right now Hillary Clinton would be talking fondly about her abduction by aliens and all the life lessons learned on that space ship. She’d be scolding Barack Obama for the way he demeans them. Obama, in turn, would say that he understands their bitterness when the US government has spent decades promising change but instead dissecting their kin in Area 51.


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4 Responses to “If Space Aliens Were a Voting Bloc…”

  1. SoD Says:

    Not only should the imaging and perception of bird wings on the back of flying ghostly individuals, be envisioned as Winged Air Ship Flyers of advance technology (similar to known UFOs).

    But also seen in 1st Thessalonians verse 16 & 17, as it says; For the Lord Himself shall descend from heaven ( from an upper open area of an enclosed pocket of space) with a shout (a loud atmospheric noise), with the voice (the vibration of a composed arrangement of frequencies sounding off) of the archangel (of the Cherub Satellite Host), and with the trump (the highest held portal opening frequency tuner) of God (of a Head Governing Power Source)

    This means a specific Lord God Host (which is a specific Archangel Cherub), will be visibly seen as this great and powerful Cherub open up a portal entry extending down through space and time from a Head Governing Power Source of an enclosed area of open space; and that the portal passageway will extend all the way down unto Earth’s moon. But not only will a people of Faith on the surface of this planet be taken up at this time, but they will be taken up together with those celestial colonies concealed in transparent areas floating in Earth’s upper skies …. All will be taken to meet a Celestial Lord Host and accompanied Air Fleet, in the open atmosphere of their Heaven.

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  2. thoreau Says:

    It’s good to know that my craziest thoughts get linked around the blogosphere. This will do wonders for my reputation, I’m sure.

    :)

  3. Mona Says:

    It’s good to know that my craziest thoughts get linked around the blogosphere.

    Er, a T., hate to break it to you, I think source of comment 1 has you beat in craziest.

  4. TGGP Says:

    At first I thought SOD was a reference to Stormtroopers of Death, the band that gave us Seasoning the Obese and Speak English Or Die.

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